My GF Is Sweeter
Than American Pie
3/15/2018 9:11 AM PDT
Don McLean‘s playing a young man’s game, and dominating so hard … he’s already got a trophy.
The legendary “American Pie” singer was leaving a hotel Wednesday in London with his much younger, and total smoke show of a Playboy model girlfriend … Paris Dylan.
We’ll do the math — she’s 24, he’s 72, which adds up to … get it, Donnie!
He was dressed age-appropriately for an oldie, but goodie folk singer. Paris also appropriately rocked a curve-hugging dress. Even though she’s posted pics with a shiny rock on her finger, Don’s people have told us their thing is strictly professional.
Don didn’t write the book of love … but those legs gotta put his faith in God above …